Seth: Sorry I’m late. I was caught in traffic. I’m onstage.
Some random guy: You’re not Zach Stevens!
Seth: No, I’m not.
The same random guy: Get off the stage, geek!
Presenter: I think you should step down.You’re not the prom king.
Another random guy: Seth Cohen’s a tool!
Seth: Okay.I know I’m not who you all imagined as prom king…seeing as how I’m not who any of you actually voted for.But she’s the queen, and I love her.So I guess that that makes me king.
Summer: Cohen…
Seth: No, I’m just a guy standing next to you.You’re the queen, all right?I’m the jester perhaps, if that works. So let me ask you this, Your Highness…What can I do to make it up to you?
Summer: Well…you can start by dancing with me.
